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Por el autor WEISSDORN de la huésped
Los alemanes verdaderos son fanáticos de la limpieza. Pueden relajar generalmente y parar solamente el preocuparse cuando utilizan su tocador en el país, porque entonces son el absolutamente 100% seguro que fue limpiado correctamente, porque hicieron esto ellos mismos, después de que la señora de la limpieza lo limpiara primero. La industria química se beneficia de este obssession, porque los alemanes son líderes europeos en el número de los agentes, de los polvos y de los jabones de limpieza que se compran anualmente.
Los alemanes verdaderos consideran tiempo del día de fiesta (vacaciones) una derecha Dios-dada, y tengo a veces la sensación que algunos de ellos están convencidos de que se ha incorporado en la constitución alemana, si no la biblia santa (el shalt de mil tiene 30 días pagados tiempo de las vacaciones), en vez de los leyes de trabajo civiles. La excusa es ésa sin tiempo de las vacaciones que el profesional de trabajo no puede recuperar físico y la fuerza mental para mantener la productividad, es solamente una excusa. Pueble quiénes admiten realmente que lo pasaron que montaba su bicicleta alrededor de la vecindad, o aún yendo a una cabina en el lago son considerados por sus pares como inferior. Los alemanes verdaderos tienen que tener vacaciones de moda, tales como ir de excursión en el Himalaya, navegando en el mediterráneo, o la montaña biking en Camboya, o el australiano interior. Si usted no desea en conjunto, después ser desatendido por sus colegas alemanes por lo menos el hotel inclusivo en Mallorca, Tenerife, o Ibiza. Los alemanes verdaderos creen en la validez del sistema educativo. El hecho de que alinean no. 25 in the list of developed countries is simply considered as irrelevant, although they are doing what they can to prove that this statistic is based on poor testing results not from real German children, but from immigrants from other countries. Real Germans believe that traditional German cuisine is superior, and will be the first to tell you that Rheinischer Sauerbraten is superior to Chateau Briand or Filet Mignon. Although France may have more types of cheese; Germany has more kinds of bread and preserved meats (sausage). No real German would ever admit that the Roulade is a dish they stole from the French. Real Germans prefer minor rules that regulate daily life, such as the Hausordnung. The Hausordnung is the set of rules that governs the daily life in uncounted apartment houses. The Hausordnung tells the Germans when they can make noise or music, when they have to be quiet. Who has to clean the stairwell, take out the trash or shovel snow. It even tells them how often they are allowed to have a party. Although it would seem a contradiction. As much as they like making these rules, they also like to break them, and then the others seem to enjoy lecturing the ones who broke the rules that they have done something absolutely impossible, and they must be punished for this. No, I don't understand it! The courts are full of cases based on petty neighbor squabbles. Real Germans love clubs. Clubs (Vereine) in Germany even have a special financial tax-free status (e.V. - eingetragenes Verein). There are clubs for everything from bowling to knitting, singing and rowing, for animal lovers of all kinds, even clubs for people who have been abducted by aliens. You name it - they have a club for it somewhere in Germany. I used to think the only purpose for these clubs was joining together people who had a common interest. But there is a secondary purpose. The clubs have to have strict rules, and generally it is the duty of the older club members to make sure that the younger club members strictly follow the rules. If this starts to get on your nerves - there is only one solution as a real German - form your own club and make up your own rules! Previous page > Real Germans and shopping, food, cars, jobs, worrying, humor, and profanity > Page 1, 2
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